Overheard at the Ateneo de Manila University

During Theo 131 Fr. Dacanay was discussing about the Three Kings' journey to go to baby Jesus and how the angel pointed them to the North Star

1. "Fr. Dacanay points to a student*
2. Fr. Dacanay: "You! What is the North Star called?"
3. Student A: "Polaris?"
4. *Fr. Dacanay calls on another student*
5. Fr. Dacanay: "What is the North Star called?"
6. Student B "Polaris"
7. *Class getting scared. Fr. D calls on Student C*
8. Fr. Dacanay: "How about the South Star?"
9. Student C: "South Star?"
10. Fr. Dacanay: "The East Star?"
11. Student D: "East Star sir???, Eastern Star???"
12. Fr. Dacanay: "The West Star?"
13. Student E: "West Star sir?"
14. Fr. Dacanay to the whole class: "The Middle Star?"
15. *Class is really afraid now*
16. Fr. Dacanay *with a straight face*: "Bituin" (Between)